I have nothing to update. I mean. I'm happy. No one is causing me trouble. I'm getting a tattoo. Well, I guess it's 'another tattoo'. I have a chibi sheep on my left hip so I'm going to have a chibi-wolf-in-sheep's-clothing on the other. Yeah yeah, I know, manly aren't I?

I'm going to nap on my desk now. No one cause trouble while I do, y'hear?

Life. Is. Good.

I can't believe things with Atobe-sama are going so well! I was kind of expecting everything to go wrong. I was expecting there to be arguments and for Atobe-sama to realise how boring and plain I was and leave me for some flash model or something but... It just hasn't happened. For that I'm glad.

For once, it's nice to be in love :D

And the sex is good too...


((And in his excitement, Jirou forgets to put on his 'Friends Only - Not Atobe' filter so the entry goes public))

((NOW FILTERED FROM ATOBE AND EVERYONE BUT FRIENDS))

My sort-of-date with Atobe-sama went alright. I guess it was kind of cute. Kissing that went nowhere, a movie and good food. I guess for someone like Kamio-kun that's alright but...

Is it wrong I still want more? I should be happy with what I have, right? Right.

YANAGI-SAN AND SANADA-SAN. IF YOU DO NOT CONTACT YAMATO-SENSEI ABOUT YOUR APPOINTMENTS I PROMISE YOU I WILL STRING YOU UP BY THE....

Do it or else I'll send Kamio-kun round as a 'counsellor'. Unless you want a ball of happy bouncing around your apartment, GET IN TOUCH!

:E

I'm going to come out to my mom. I don't think it's particularly fair to go on dates with girls I don't feel anything for anymore. I'm going to tell her, even if I'm completely and utterly petrified.

If I'm disowned, at least I still have my job... And Atobe-sama <3

I, er... Kind of want my job back...

Please?

Oh, and Akaya-san, you're off the hook :) Go date whoever!

I was very drunk last night...

I have decided to become a prostitute to pay the rent and for the puppy food. I shall live off popcorn like Madonna did during the early days.

I will, at some point, actually think about getting a proper job. Until then, I think being a cheap whore will be fun.

I have drunk what appears to be a bottle of vodka since getting home. I think I need my stomach pumping.

Why am I typing normally when Atobe-sama and Akaya-san always seem to have so much trouble when they are drunk?

Oh yeah, I'm typing with spell check on.

EDIT I has a boyfriend now ^.^ No longer lonely old Jirou. Still need a job though.

((OOC: Something very odd happened to Jirou's character tonight and he began to channel the spirit of the Sakurazukamori. Basically, Kate was tired and failed at characterisation tonight. *hangs head in shame* It was fun though ^^))

I AM HOME ^-^

I've finally escaped the clutches of my worrying and matchmaking mother. No more dates with girls for me! until I go home later in the year It seems a lot has happened since I went away. I've read some of it in the rumours sections of the papers... I hope everyone at Purimedia is alright...

Also, all the food in my refrigerator is growing a healthy layer of mould. So I'd really like it if you took me for that dinner tonight, Atobe-sama... Otherwise, I'll have to muster up the energy to actually clean that thing out tonight and I would rather wait for my cleaner to do it tomorrow...

I doubt any of you read the papers beyond the entertainment section. Those of you who may, or may not, have missed me, I've been spending time at home after getting hit in the face by a stapler in my new job. I know that I should actually be awake during work hours and that really, it was my fault, but still. One fractured cheekbone and a staple in my eyebrow later, I'm at home with my mom looking for another job.

To a certain someone: The night in question, I was unconscious. Perhaps if you would accept my calls I would be able to tell you that in person. It's rather childish to make your secretary lie for you.

Seems like the press statement was a bad idea. Now there isn't anyone in Japan who hasn't seen at least one Bigi Chinko film... It's also doing the rounds as an attachment at Rising Star entertainment and I know someone who actually owns a poster. You can get them for about 1000 yen on Y!J Auctions.

...

Is it bad that I find this hysterical?

Atobe-sama, you've become a celebrity in your own right. I have no other PR advice except hide and pretend it isn't happening for a few weeks and hope someone does something more stupid to take the attention away from you. (It's only a matter of time).

Got myself a new job as a secretary for a politician... He's overweight, sweaty and ugly, so there's no chance of me falling for my boss this time around :) I just wish he wouldn't leer at me. And I swear he slapped my ass as I left, but I wasn't sure... And I kind of need the money...

Although I officially have one day left on Prince Media pay, I guess this is the last message I'll ever leave as  Purimedia employee... I'm suddenly feeling rather nostalgic! But there's a future ahead of me, ne? One full of fat men and political scandals...

It just doesn't sound as nice as working for Atobe-sama and clearing up after you guys...

All the best guys!

Prince Media would like to make it clear that none of our employees or any of the staff have ever been involved in any illicit activities such as prostitution or exploitation of young men or women. It has recently come to light that there is a video of adult pornography that has been made available for download on the internet featuring a member of our staff.

Let it be said quite clearly here.

Atobe Keigo has not been involved in the pornography industry. The videos produced were for him privately and were never meant to be leaked into the wider public. The videos were stolen from Atobe Keigo's house a number of years ago and some of these videos must have made it into the hands of pornography studios who have duplicated them.

Prince Media has asked for DVD/Video rental stores to withdraw the videos from their stock and for pornography studios to cease distribution. We would appreciate it if any fans who own copies could hand them in at the foyer, but of course, we entirely expect for them to be passed around in the black market for a while.

Atobe Keigo has admitted that it was a foolish mistake to have ever starred in any of these films, and would appreciate it if the media would allow him to continue his work at Prince Media unhindered by their questions about his teenage years.

That is all. Thank you.

Screw Atobe. Who needs him when I have a giant plush sheep and cake :E

And... I think I saw an ex-boyfriend today... but it'd be weird for him to be in Tokyo...

Sorry for the spamming... I've realised I update about three times as much as everyone else... Should I stop? I mean, I could just save everything up and post it all as one thing I guess... But I am bored on bedrest. I have nothing to do except stare at my puppy, who stares back with this 'so when are we going outside' look on her face...

Chitose-san - Can I marry you? ^-^

Other than that... I have to admit that Atobe was right and that I am sick. I got up to feed Pip this morning (after not sleeping all night) and must have tripped or something because I woke up on the floor three hours later. Needless to say, I won't be coming in today.

Anyone who wants to visit me, there's a key with my neighbours, just ask them for it. I have no idea how long I should rest before it's actually safe for me to move around again... Although the hallucinations you get from lack of sleep are really rather cool...

So yes. Be good and everything. I'll try to get better as soon as possible! I'll probably be on my laptop all day anyway, so I'll reply to all comments... Please entertain me please.

[EDIT] Doctor's orders state I can't come back to work for a while. Chances are I won't be returning to Purimedia until after a replacement is found. Hence, I won't see most of you again on official business.

I guess I should post this here, officially, for everyone to see.

I have resigned from Prince Media. I am still in charge of PR until a replacement is found.

I will start looking for another job in the morning.

Thank you for your years of support and/or causing problems for me to sort out.

-Akutagawa Jiroh

I'm confused. Anyone else feel like a drunk Atobe is scary and confusing?

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